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canadian dwarf tossing in the news

2012-01-30T19:13:00.000-05:00

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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rent a midget & “take your dwarf to work” day

2012-01-30T13:31:00.000-05:00

2/2/12, only 3 more days until “take your dwarf to work” day. where will you take your “little people?”

Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work Day

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“take your dwarf to work” day one week away

2012-01-26T13:57:00.000-05:00

only one week away, it’s “take your dwarf to work” day… next thursday, february 2. just don’t take the little people & midgets to work at starbucks. :-)

Starbucks Refuses to Let Dwarf Employee Use a Step Stool | The Stir

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out to lunch?

2012-01-23T13:34:00.000-05:00

on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day on february 2, you can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

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rent a midget – “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2

2012-01-19T15:45:00.000-05:00

looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have take your son or daughter to work days, we can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers. they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)

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peter dinklage golden globe award & dwarf tossing

2012-01-16T22:09:00.001-05:00

peter dinklage golden globe winner dedicates award to english dwarf martin henderson involved in bar room dwarf tossing incident. score for the "little people."

Golden Globes winner dedicates award to man who was injured in 'dwarf tossing' incident | Off the Bench

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happy "shortest one" day of the year!

2011-12-22T12:38:00.001-05:00

happy "shortest one" day of the year to "little people," midgets, dwarf talent and the "shortest one" in every crowd. today it's the winter solstice and we celebrate the shortest one! dwarf entertainment will never be shorter!

Winter Solstice 2011: Shortest Day of the Year December 22

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third annual jewish christmas party

2011-12-04T13:39:00.001-05:00

dwarfsanta.com, “little people” angels, midgets in baby bjorn, ron jeremy at the 3rd annual jewish christmas party last night in highland park IL with photographers bailey http://www.flickr.com/photos/bailz4realz and terry http://www.flickr.com/photos/terrencehamilton/ once again, dwarf talent & entertainment reign supreme!

almost forgot, lizardman was there too! marc rocks an event!

a lot of proud moms last night!

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santa left them hanging

2011-12-02T10:20:00.001-05:00

we doubt our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent will leave you hanging this christmas, holiday, kwanzaa, feliz navidad, hanukkah / chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah, festivus, winter solstice, just about every holiday like this santa left these holiday shoppers! once again, dwarf entertainment reigns supreme!

Santa’s caught at Mall

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shop “SMALL” today!

2011-11-26T15:17:00.001-05:00

shop "SMALL" today!

"little people," midgets and dwarf talent wishing you the best of small business saturday

shop "SMALL" and you won't come up "short!"

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guinness world leprechaun record broken

2011-11-17T14:10:00.001-05:00

but how many were "little people," midgets & dwarf talent leprechauns as dwarf entertainment? :-)

250 of the boys in green gather to break Jay Leno's record

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FAQ: what is the politically correct term for people we represent?

2011-11-17T11:52:00.001-05:00

as a rule, we refer to all our folks that perform the dwarf entertainment, promotional marketing and on-camera work as “talent.” that is the terminology they are most comfortable with.

but on the other hand, others refer to them in a variety of other ways…

from abatwa, aeta, afreet, afreeta, alven, bakhna rakhna, ballybogs, banshees, bean si, bean sidhe, bean-nighe, bendith y mamau, blue men of the minch, bodach, bogles, bokwus, brownies, buccas, bugalademujs, bwbachod, bwca, cherubs, cluricauns, coblynau koblernigh, corrigan, daoine sidhe, devas, devis, djinn, djinna, dryads, dwarfs, dwarves, elf, ellerkonge, ellyllon, elves, erlkonig, fach…

…to fairies, fairy, feés, fendoree, ferrishyn, fir darrigs, fireesin, folletti, fylgiars, gentry, ghul, ghulla, gnome, gobelin, goblins, grandinilli, green lady of caerphilly, gremlins, grimelin, guillyn veggey, gwragedd annwn, gwyllion, hillmen, hobgoblin, hogmen, hu hsien, hyter sprites, ieles, illes, imp, Issun Boshi, jimaninas, jimaninos, jinn, jinna, kappa, kelpie, knockers, kobolds, kul, leprechauns, lilitu, little people, manitou, mazikeen, mekumwasuck, menehune, midgets, mimis, munchkins, nagas, nagumwasuck, naiades, naiads, nereids, nisse, nixies, nunus, nymphs, pechs, pehts, peris, phooka…

…they’ve also been called people of the hills, pigseys, pigsies, piskies, pituitary, pixies, portunes, pygmy, redcap, roane, seelie court, selkies, shehireem, shellycoat, shideem, short stature, sidhe, si’la, silkies, skeletal dysplasia, sluagh, sprites, sylphids, sylphs, tengu, tokolush, tomtra, trolls, trooping fairies, trows, tylwyth teg, undines, unseelie court, urchins, urisks, uttuku, vardogls, weisse frau, wichtlein, yumboes and finally zips…

they’ve been called just about everything, but in the end, we always refer to them as TALENT.

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FAQ: what type of duties or roles are the dwarf talent capable of?

2011-11-17T11:31:00.001-05:00

our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent can perform a variety of roles or duties at your event or venue.

they can meet and greet; mix and mingle; serve drinks; pour shots; handle coat check; serve appetizers or hors d’oeuvres; greet guests at the door; escort guests into a party or to their seat; work photo ops; perform as atmosphere entertainers; perform a singing telegram; celebrate special occasions; deliver messages or gifts; propose on behalf of a fiance; as characters in a theater production; scaring halloween party guests upon arrival; act as a short parody or look-a-like of your guest of honor or famous celebrities; act as extended party interactive entertainment.

they can also work photo ops for a promotional / advertising event; perform as an “attraction magnet” for the opposite sex for a single guy or lady; perform a mock, parody or real striptease for special events; check ID or take tickets; assist or promote a new product or service; act as talent in films, TV productions and movies; escort a bat or bar mitzvah candidate into their event for presentation; as part of a bridal dance or the garter toss; as part of a prank, gotcha or inside joke, as part of a new product launch or announcement; as an emcee or master of ceremonies for an event or stage production, handcuffed to the bachelor or bachelorette as a ball and chain token.

and finally they can work as a body double in a TV, film or commercial; as a waiter, as a costumed character at an amusement park, as participants in a convention competition; as an escort on a bar crawl or bar hopping event; as part of a hollywood awards ceremony; distributing gifts at a company christmas party, as a golf caddy or to complete a foursome; as a walking nacho chip serving dish; as a bartender; as a trade show booth promotion character and any number of other opportunities for your event, promotion or venue.

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ding dong the munchkin’s dead

2011-11-16T23:26:00.001-05:00

one of the last surviving “little people,” midgets, dwarf talent or munchkins from the wizard of oz dies and follows the yellow brick road in the sky…

One of the Last Surviving ‘Wizard of Oz’ Munchkins Dies at 93

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three main features of dwarf talent

2011-11-16T23:23:00.000-05:00

what are the three main features that you look for when booking “little people,” midgets & dwarf talent for dwarf entertainment, promotional marketing and on-camera talent?

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shop small november 26

2011-11-14T18:40:00.000-05:00

shop small this november 26! oh my gosh, our “little people,” midgets & dwarf talent have been trying to tell people that for years! dwarf entertainment at it’s finest on saturday, november 26!

shop small twitter

shop small facebook

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funny dwarf talent & rick perry

2011-11-11T13:14:00.000-05:00

our “little people,” dwarf talent and midgets are just as funny, if
not funnier, as rick perry at a republican debate! now that’s dwarf entertainment!

Late Show Video – Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses – CBS.com

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FAQ: where in the world is matt lauer & our dwarf talent?

2011-11-08T09:16:00.000-05:00

our dwarf talent, midgets and "little people" are located all over the united states of america, in all 50 states, three territories and several other north american countries. matt lauer and our dwarf talent have traveled to every corner of the country and are more than willing to travel to your event. most talent is located within a half hour to two hours away from any potential event entertainment, promotional marketing or on-camera talent venue!

call us today to confirm the availability of your dwarf talent entertainment!

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uptight on the midget M word

2011-11-06T17:01:00.001-05:00

are the "little people" and midgets really that uptight about another of "their own kind" using the M word that they would go to the effort of protesting his show? or has he "enhanced" his act by just "saying" they protested?

gotta love freedom of speech either way...

Brad Williams - Midget, Please

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FAQ: what december holidays do dwarf talent work?

2011-11-02T16:21:00.001-04:00

our "little people," midgets and dwarf talent will entertain, act and perform at just about any holiday, kwanzaa, feliz navidad, christmas, hanukkah / chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah, festivus, winter solstice, just about every holiday in december. we highly suggest calling and locking in a date ASAP so you are not caught "short" without any dwarf talent for your event, promotion or on-camera production.

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greyson chance snapped with oompa loompa

2011-11-02T09:20:00.000-04:00

our dwarf talent, "little people" working a willy wonka oompa loompa halloween candy exchange at IT'SUGAR in universal city, CA yesterday!

photo moment captured with greyson chance!

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willy wonka candy exchange

2011-11-01T09:02:00.001-04:00

dwarf talent entertainment with little people this morning with a willy wonka oompa loompa at the halloween candy exchange today 7-9AM at IT'SUGAR / Universal Citywalk in universal city california from http://shortdwarf.com/

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human fire extinguisher

2011-10-30T02:32:00.000-04:00

there you go again stefon, on saturday night live tonight, giving the "little people" something to moan & groan about...a human fire extinguisher: it's that thing of where a midget paints himself red and chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth." giving dwarf talent another character possibility.

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trick or treat

2011-10-25T13:39:00.000-04:00

if you could be a dwarf talent or “little people” or midget for
halloween, what character or costume would you be?

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FAQ: what type of events can shortdwarf.com dwarf talent work?

2011-10-24T12:35:00.000-04:00

our "little people," midgets and dwarf talent are available for
anniversary parties, auditions, baby showers, bachelor & bachelorette
parties, bar & bat mitzvahs, barbeques, birthdays, bridal showers,
casino events, charity events, children's parties, class reunion
parties, college / on or off campus events, conventions, corporate
parties, corporate / business advertising events, family reunions,
film projects, fraternity events, fund raisers, funerals or wakes,
graduation parties, high school parties, holiday events or parties,
industrial films or videos, luncheon entertainment, military events,
nightclub, bar or club events, outdoor picnics, pool parties, prom
parties, quinceaneras, reality shows, retirement parties, singing
telegrams, sorority events, sporting events, student film projects,
sweet 16 parties, theater plays, trade shows, tv commercials, wedding
ceremonys, wedding receptions and much more! just about any type of
on camera, promotion, event or party!

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no midgets were harmed (used) in the making of this event

2011-10-20T13:28:00.000-04:00

looks like the same event warners brother was looking for dwarf talent
or little people from shortdwarf.com. doesn't look to be a single
dwarf in the bunch. :-) unless they are midgets?

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/10/18/3215828/star-shots-best-photos-from-oct.html#slide-19

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steven colbert & dwarf tossing

2011-10-18T12:41:00.000-04:00

thank you steven colbert. another insightful look into the serious
issue little people, midget and dwarf talent have with dwarf tossing!
matt roloff where are you when we need you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/290082/the-colbert-report-mon-oct-17-2011#s-p1-so-i0

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what dwarf tossing...

2011-10-09T15:43:00.001-04:00

...maybe little people or midgets were tossed but no dwarfs or dwarf talent was harmed or tossed in the making of this fidelity trader bachelor party.

our client from the 2003 miami beach bachelor party, that included dinner & drinks at joe's stone crab restaurant, revealed himself or was finally revealed. thomas bruderman was to have married the daughter of former tyco international Ltd, chief executive dennis kozlowski. we can thank dwarf tossing for this one too!

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/12/bruderman-fidelity-idUSN2129053920110512

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dwarf tossing may return

2011-10-07T02:53:00.001-04:00

dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little people" aren't going to be happy about this one...

we can see it now, the sign at the border says, "welcome to florida blue hairs and spring breakers! grab yourself a dwarf talent and toss them with the grand kids and girlfriend for more fun than disney world!"

we're not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact, everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetime. but really, it's not the tossing we have a problem with, it's the landing that's the issue.

what we are opposed to is any individual or organization that seeks to restrict employment of an "underemployed" population as they stand or are thrown now.

what we find humor with is why State Representative Ritch Workman, a republican from Melbourne, needs to introduce legislation to roll back a prohibition on dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Ritch's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we did a survey of how our dwarf talent felt about the issue and it was a toss up. we guess that in the end, dwarf tossing is for little people who aren't grounded. shortdwarf.com used to cast a lot of dwarfs for this type of activity - casts on their arms... casts on their legs...

we're just glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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little people dwarf talent pickpocketed

2011-10-06T16:58:00.000-04:00

reported in today's news, midget, dwarf talent that was pickpocketed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmkm8aizBwc

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dwarf talent wishes google.com happy birthday

2011-09-27T12:18:00.000-04:00

some midgets, "little people" and dwarf talent will do just about
anything to please their mother... happy birthday google.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT7hGgbJAZs

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dwarf talent web history

2011-09-23T10:16:00.000-04:00

least desirable thing to hear from a female dwarf talent, "little
people" or midget upon meeting for the first time?

"so, about that web history that you never erase. would you like to
share with the rest of us what you browsed last week?"

http://goo.gl/lcIOv

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how often RU the shortest one every time?

2011-09-22T15:18:00.000-04:00

how often are you the shortest one every time a group of friends or
relatives get together? how much do you get dogged, teased and
cajoled every time, everywhere you go because you seem to be the
shortest one? dwarf talent, midgets and "little people," and just
plain short folks, it's time to celebrate, rejoice and revel in being
the shortest one! a special day or holiday has been created in your
honor! the shortest one day of the year! here's your 90 day count
down to the shortest1.com of the year in your honor... spread the
word.... december 21 / 22 has been created in your honor as the
shortest one day of the year!

sign up now to be included in the festivities mailto:shortest1.com@gmail.com

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FAQ: local talent versus out of town / out of state talent

2011-09-21T11:29:00.001-04:00

how often is shortdwarf.com able to provide local talent in my area as compared to needing to pay transportation, lodging and food / per diem expenses for out of town or out of state dwarf talent because no one is located in my area?

on average, 93% of the events shortdwarf.com books, we are able to provide local talent. in the rare instance, that no local talent is available, we will search our talent pool for the closest and most economical expense dwarf talent from out of town or out of state.

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FAQ costumes for dwarf talent & "little people"

2011-09-21T11:19:00.000-04:00

if the event requires renting, buying or making a costume for the dwarf talent and "little people," what kind of guidance can you provide for assuring the right size costume?

to be continued...

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4-hour workweek dwarf talent

2011-09-21T09:18:00.000-04:00

dwarf talent / "little people" w/ shortdwarf.com mention in 4-hour workweek by tim ferriss revisited

http://goo.gl/zZ1d0

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midget wins an emmy

2011-09-19T00:41:00.000-04:00

dwarf talent has ARRIVED! peter dinklage, the midget from HBO's "game
of thrones" has won an emmy for supporting actor in a drama series.
seems kinda funny, a dwarf being a supporting actor? really, is he
that big? thought they were "little people." :-)

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dwarf talent wishes U happy halfway to saint patrick's day

2011-09-17T16:30:00.000-04:00

happy HALF way to saint patrick's day to all you leprechaun lovers of dwarf talent, (aka midgets) and "little people." catch & kiss yourself one tonight!

http://www.mcfaddenschicago.com/

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jawa stormtrooper dwarf talent (aka midgets) and "little people" links september 15 event

2011-09-16T11:51:00.000-04:00

jawa dwarf talent links from yesterday in new york city star wars blu-ray DVD release pitch!

dwarf talent jawas

more dwarf talent jawas

even more dwarf talent jawas

finally even more dwarf talent jawas

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jawa dwarf talent pitch blu-ray release in NYC

2011-09-16T10:48:00.000-04:00

some photos of our dwarf talent (aka midgets) or "little people" from yesterday's star wars jawa stormtrooper event!

http://www.justpressplay.net/articles/8487-taxis-apparently-dont-respond-to-qutinniq.html

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midget & dwarf talent jawas rock NYC

2011-09-15T13:41:00.002-04:00

our dwarf talent, "little people," or midgets, whatever you wanna call them rocked new york city as jawas with star wars blu ray DVD release blitz...

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2011/09/star-wars-comes-to-usa-today/1

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little people, dwarf talent jawas stormtroop NYC

2011-09-15T13:40:00.002-04:00

shortdwarf.com jawa dwarf talent, little people, er midgets take NYC by stormtrooper for star wars blu ray DVD release

http://yfrog.com/h7ceagnj

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"little people," dwarf talent or midgets to appear downtown NYC

2011-09-14T17:50:00.000-04:00

"little people" or dwarf talent appearing in downtown new york city
thursday AM, 9/15 for a blue ray DVD release of a famous space movie.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jawa

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clone "little people" midget stem cells

2011-09-14T09:04:00.000-04:00

thanks roseanne barr. yes, we do need to clone "little people," dwarf
talent and midget stem cells! :-) we'll have a nation of unemployed
alcoholics!

http://teamcoco.com/video/roseanne-barr-wants-little-people-stem-cells

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halfway to saint patrick's day leprechauns

2011-09-14T08:29:00.000-04:00

3 more days until little people, dwarf talent and midgets celebrate as
leprechauns "halfway to saint patrick's day 2012" where will you find
a leprechaun to get lucky with?

http://www.mcmenamins.com/1696-halfway-to-st-patrick-s-day-2011

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POST: leprechaun alert - halfway to saint patrick's day

2011-09-07T23:55:00.000-04:00

10 more days until little people, dwarf talent and midgets celebrate
as leprechauns "halfway to saint patrick's day 2012" how will you
celebrate?

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/the-scene/events/Halfway-to-St-Pattys-Day-103044199.html

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no star on hollywood walk of fame...

2011-08-27T08:48:00.000-04:00

...for midgets, little people and dwarf talent reality shows. you too snooki! no star for you!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/25/hollywood-walk-of-fame-bans-reality-stars_n_936143.html?icid=main%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk3%7C222915

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"m" word violation / careful midgets, dwarf talent and little people

2011-08-20T13:51:00.001-04:00

nothing's sacred anymore. the "m" word police have struck again with
doing away with the midget word...

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Local-coach-urges-to-do-away-with-midget-football-128114413.html

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POST: life is short

2011-07-30T11:24:00.001-04:00

life is short. so are midgets, dwarf talent and "little people!"
enjoy it and them while they're here!

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POST: oompa loompa little people chocolate lovers

2011-07-13T19:30:00.000-04:00

okay, dwarf talent oompa loompa lovers, look what the "little people"
at wonka chocolate have done. way to make a midget proud.

http://www.youtube.com/wonka

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POST: fundraiser & televised freak shows w/ midgets, dwarf talent & "little people"

2011-07-09T13:06:00.000-04:00

OMG, we've got an excellent fundraiser for http://www.lpaonline.org
little people of america and other little stinkers thanks to matt
roloff, steve richardson, melvin shorty rossi, katie & steve hatch,
bill klein & jennifer arnold... they can all start booking themselves
out for $50-100.00 per night or per party as "educational ambassadors"
for the general public that just wants to hang out with a "little
people." heck, they might even score some FREE food and drink. it's
amazing what folks will do to hang out with dwarfs and midgets!

coming soon, a directory of phone numbers and email addresses for the
folks on these "televised freak shows" featuring "little people,"
dwarf talent and midget! NOW that's entertainment!

:-)

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POST: to note of "little people" midgets and dwarf talent

2011-07-08T10:13:00.000-04:00

enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize
they were the big things. - robert brault

http://www.robertbrault.com/

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POST: FAQ what are some of the different roles for your dwarf talent

2011-07-01T22:44:00.000-04:00

what are some of the roles for your dwarf talent?

our "little people," midgets and dwarf talent are able to take on a
number of different roles, job descriptions and duties... some of
which include...

brand ambassadors, market managers, event staffing, spokesmodels,
street teams, hospitality host / hostess, guerilla marketing, skybox
host / hostess, sampling programs, nightlife promotions, mobile
marketing, actors / actresses, mall and college tours, product
demonstrators, crowd gatherers, scooter / segway staff, lookalikes,
field managers / supervisors, auto show specialists, product
specialists, costume characters, golf tournaments, greeters, nascar
promotion models, sales assistants, video talent, award events host /
hostess, booth models, magicians, presenters, narrators, jugglers,
photographers, DJ'S, infomercials, commercial print models, catalog
models, etc, etc, etc...

the list and possibilities go on and on...

517-507-5552
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POST: planking

2011-06-29T20:17:00.000-04:00

planking, the latest fad on college campuses. if a dwarf talent
planks, what's that called? how different is it if a midget or
"little people" do it?

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POST: seven dirty dwarf words

2011-06-22T21:50:00.001-04:00

three years ago today george carlin, originator of the seven dirty
words, died. that same week, we created the seven dirty words you
can't say in the presence of a "little person" or dwarf. midget,
porn, stripper, tossing, wrestling & limb lengthening. since then and
fifty four years later since the creation of "little people of
america," http://www.lpaonline.org nothing much has changed.

go figure.

517-507-5552
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POST: vienna sausage or cocktail weiner

2011-06-11T09:14:00.000-04:00

look at the vienna sausage cocktail weiner as dwarf talent exposes
himself while asking, "would you call this a little people or a
midget?"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/06/09/dwarf-actor-from-star-wars-and-harry-potter-films-found-guilty-of-flashing-girl-on-train-115875-23189339/

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POST: anthony weiner & dwarf talent "little people"

2011-06-06T20:15:00.001-04:00

anthony weiner twitter photo special: retweet for a dozen weenie beenie brand
midget condoms sent 2U now 1-866-U-midget http://twitpic.com/5804q0

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POST: FAQ why do your rates seem so lavish & exclusive?

2011-06-04T17:59:00.001-04:00

expensive explanation coming...

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POST: favorite televised freak show

2011-06-02T18:07:00.001-04:00

what's your favorite televised freak show that has midgets, "little
people" and dwarf talent on TV?

http://goo.gl/TBEue

is it, matt roloff's "little people big world", bill & jen's "little
couple", melvin shorty rossi's "pit boss", steve richardson's "half
pint brawlers", katie & steve's "little chocolatiers", craig & becky
hennon's "little parents big pregnancy", glen foster's "littlest
groom", cara & gibson reynold's & "the soup" or none of the above.

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POST: televised freak shows

2011-06-02T14:58:00.000-04:00

somebody needs to do a sociological study of these "little people,"
midgets and the dwarf talent business. we think matt roloff opened a
can of worms with his "televised freak show."

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POST: MLM mormon loving midgets?

2011-06-01T21:19:00.000-04:00

note to friends, relatives & significant nincompoops of shortdwarf.com
that want to remain friends, relatives & significant nincompoops: do
NOT show us a MLM (mormon loving midgets) program or even broach the
subject! we love what we do for a living and make enough money doing
it!

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POST: gainfully employing "little people"

2011-06-01T20:43:00.000-04:00

another article about shortdwarf.com working to gainfully employ
midgets, dwarf talent, actors and entertainment along with the "little
people."

http://staffingtalk.com/short-dwarf/

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POST: what would you do for a klondike bar?

2011-06-01T15:13:00.000-04:00

what would you do for a klondike bar?

or better yet, what would you do to get a midget, dwarf talent or
little people to your event if money was no object?

post it here and we just might send one to your event!

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POST: priceless midgets 2 celebrate UR birthday

2011-05-31T16:30:00.000-04:00

speaking of "little people," dwarf talent & midgets to help you
celebrate birthdays...

what's your most memorable birthday? what's your most valued birthday
gift from your past?

and of those memories and gifts, what was the investment of time,
energy, emotion or money? a little? a lot? or priceless...

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POST: halfway to black friday half off sale

2011-05-28T10:11:00.000-04:00

halfway to black friday sale this weekend. booking "little people,"
dwarf talent and midgets all this weekend for any date 3 days after
thanksgiving 2011 until 3 days before christmas 2011. get half off
any booking during that time when booked before monday night, may 30,
2011 at midnight eastern time... we've got elves, dwarf santa, micro
kris kringle, oompa loompa, baby jesus and many more opportunities to
put your event over the top!

book your holiday, christmas, kwanzaa, feliz navidad and/or hanukkah
event now... applies to new clients.

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POST: FAQ who should contact shortdwarf.com to book midgets, dwarfs and little people?

2011-05-21T13:01:00.000-04:00

who should contact shortdwarf.com to book midgets, dwarfs and little people?

anyone that is looking for a unique, memorable and laughter filled
event should contact us here at shortdwarf.com to book talent. we can
provide talent that will make your event unforgettable, an event that
we will take over the top with it's unique and specialty talent.

the person most directly tied to the event, with the most knowledge of
the special needs of the event and all the other aspects of the event
should be the one to contact us here at shortdwarf.com. and usually,
that person should be the one that is most financially invested in the
event, the one that will be writing the check, presenting the credit
card or actually paying for the dwarf talent.

much like your sister who is a senior in high school sending your
mother to the walmart, rite-aid or walgreens to buy condoms for your
college age brother, it's best to speak to the person that will be
paying for and using the actual product or service rather than a third
party. somethings bound to go wrong when your mom buys those condoms.
what can you imagine?

so give the guys at shortdwarf.com a call to book your little people,
midgets and dwarf talent today!

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POST: midget, NO stool for you!

2011-05-19T11:51:00.002-04:00

a short dwarf talent is joining the government against starbucks in
a venti law suit after she was fired as a barista when they refused
her request for reasonable accommodation with a stool!

as a business owner, we seem to want to side with starbucks. we
understand how awkward a stool would have been! imagine climbing up
and down the stool to make the coffee, make the financial transaction,
how much more time is spent just climbing up and down the stool, how much
more potential for spilling hot coffee on herself, the customer and her
fellow coworkers. yet, we'll offer her a position here at shortdwarf.com.
our midgets don't need stools! the only reasonable accommodation
is a leprechaun, elf or oompa loompa costume!

yo midget, no stool for you!

http://blogs.findlaw.com/law_and_life/2011/05/feds-sue-starbucks-for-firing-dwarf.html

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POST: gratis "little people"

2011-05-15T10:16:00.002-04:00

a dwarf talent (or midget), a wedding and a funeral working in erie,
PA. got an event in erie on the 14, 15 or 16 we can have our guy
crash? he might even do it gratis. U never know. call or text us @
517-507-5552 now!

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POST: recounting "lavish dwarf entertainment"

2011-05-13T11:29:00.001-04:00

andrew stone & thomas bruderman, dennis kozlowski's ex son-in-law,
recount his 2003 bachelor party with "lavish dwarf entertainment" and
talk about dwarf tossing & "how there are issues out there which
clearly dwarf this one"

too funny tommy! (no midgets or little people were harmed in the
making of this event) :-)

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/12/bruderman-fidelity-idUSN2129053920110512

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POST: midgets & a human kite

2011-05-08T18:15:00.001-04:00

stefon says it best on saturday night live again last night. "if you
want to say thank you to your mom, take her to central park and bond
while flying a human kite... tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker
and then run through a field"

keep it up stefon and the little people won't like you! LOL but our
dwarf talent, that might be another story... :-)

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/update-bill-as-stefon/1325769

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POST: happy mothers day with a dwarf talent mother of a FREE offer!

2011-05-08T12:44:00.002-04:00

happy mothers day with a mother of a FREE offer!

take a pic of U & mom today with a hand made sign saying something
like, "mom & i love dwarfs, midgets or little people, (whatever term
YOU find politically correct!) and we'll drop mom a FREE t-shirt in
the mail. post it here on the shortdwarf.com facebook wall B4 tuesday
night at midnight on 5/10 and you'll excite our dwarf talent to no
end!

https://www.facebook.com/shortdwarfcom

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POST: life is TOO SHORT like midgets & dwarf talent

2011-05-06T11:37:00.001-04:00

too short?

yes, midgets, little people and dwarf talent are sometimes too short,
but so is life. we had a dear friend pass away all too suddenly
recently and another dear friends of his and ours shared from this
poem. it points out how special life is and how it can seem too short!
just like the "little people" who try to make special memories, bring
smiles & laughter at your event!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsY6UrFIsNs

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POST: little people of america rejoice!

2011-05-01T23:52:00.001-04:00

ding dong, the witch is dead, wicked witch. ding dong the wicked
witch is dead. the "little people" of america rejoice at the death of
osama bin laden. dwarfs and midgets are pretty happy too! barack
obama trumps donald trump by interrupting the celebrity apprentice and
announcing his death! thank you US troops!

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POST: only the "little people pay taxes!"

2011-04-15T20:37:00.001-04:00

watch WLNS TV 6 http://www.wlns.com/ in lansing tonight for a story
with a dwarf talent from shortdwarf.com. only the "little people" pay
taxes but when they do, they use the short form with liberty tax
service http://www.libertytax.com!

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POST: another "little people" whine and cheese party or "'Professional Leprechauns' Rejoice, but St. Patrick's Day Inspires Mixed Emotions Among Little People"

2011-03-23T14:20:00.002-04:00

http://www.aolnews.com/discuss/2011/03/17/professional-leprechauns-rejoice-but-st-patricks-day-inspir

here we go again, gary arnold and the "little stinkers of america"
organization he appears to represent whining about what some employed
dwarf talent have chosen to do to put food on the table. arnold "says"
he doesn't want to pass judgement on the "little people" who choose to
be leprechauns, yet he mentions some of his "3 piece suit whiners"
still cringe when they go to get toasted in a bar on saint patrick's
day and that "it reinforces the traditional stereotype that dwarfs &
midgets are nonhuman."

that just seems to wreak of judgement... but for us and many other
dwarf talent in and outside of the "organization," we've taken our
"disadvantage" and used it to our advantage. we've taken our "lemons"
and made lemonade, rather than some "little people" who take their
"sour grapes" and make a cheap bordeaux to end up with a "whine" &
cheese party!

bring on the wine for the whiners but for me, we'll have the lemonade!

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POST: chainsaw dwarf talent carves leprechaun shamrock celebration's bar shortdwarf.com

2011-03-19T18:15:00.002-04:00

dwarf talent danny black, carves a shamrock in lehighton, pennsylvania
prior to his saint patrick's day leprechaun show at celebration's
restaurant & bar in allentown, pennsylvania.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZi0lF-KJY

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POST: zach roloff need U2 do a dwarf singing telegram

2011-03-18T14:22:00.001-04:00

OMG, we'd love to get a hold of zach roloff so that he could help
everybody out in this situation we've got coming up... we need him to
do a dwarf singing telegram in the portland oregon area for somebody's
birthday. he could make more money in one half hour doing a singing
telegram than he has ever made in an entire year planting pumpkin
seeds and working on roloff farms for his dad matt roloff!

and he wouldn't even have to be a dwarf stripper or wear a midget
t-shirt! zach, if you're out there, call us! 1-866-U-midget!

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march 17 greetings

2011-03-17T12:03:00.002-04:00

happy saint paddy's day! click "like" if you are taller than a
"little people" midget dwarf talent. kiss a leprechaun today and you
will be lucky for sixty nine (69) years! while you're at it, eat some
irish bangers! :-)

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POST: leprechaun dwarf talent saint patrick's day schedule

2011-03-16T15:22:00.001-04:00

chicagoans, paddy o'rielly, dwarf talent leprechaun will be at Tommy
Nevin's, 1454 Sherman Avenue, Evanston, IL 2:10-2:45 then Full
Shilling, 3724 N. Clark St. Chicago, IL 3:15-4PM tomorrow, march 17th!

erin go bragh!

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irish website picks up on dwarf talent leprechaun bookings...

2011-03-12T11:06:00.002-05:00

http://newswhip.ie/national-2/st-patrick-days-dwarf-hiring-spree-shows-ny-financial-sector-health-25934

Did you know that St. Patrick's day brings a boom in seasonal dwarf
hire? Apparently, the dwarves are invited by wealthy young financial
sector workers to enliven their St. Patrick's day parties. Here's
Danny Black, proprietor of NYC's main dwarf hiring agency discussing
the "leprechaun season," (industry term?) via NYmag.com

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/st_patricks_day_dwarf_hiring_s.html

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St. Patrick’s day dwarf hiring spree indicates financial sector back in the swing of things. ah, wall street, don't you just love them? :-)

2011-03-12T11:00:00.002-05:00

march 11, 2011 new york magazine article by: Jessica Pressler

"Just to keep you posted on how well the economy is doing in
relationship to dwarf talent bookings this St. Patrick's Day,
leprechaun season: When about seven out of ten voice mails say,
'Financial transaction directives left on voice mail, e-mail or text
message will not be processed, and investment trades of stock, bonds,
mutual funds, and annuities will not be bought, sold, or traded from
your message ...' when we return calls, you know the big boys are back
to making money and spending it on lavish dwarf entertainment amongst
other luxuries! Go green!" —Danny Black, proprietor of Wall Street's
preeminent dwarf-for-hire site, shortdwarf.com; Daily Intel economic
correspondent.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/st_patricks_day_dwarf_hiring_s.html

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POST: FAQ dwarf talent frequently asked questions

2011-02-14T09:42:00.002-05:00

how much notice is needed to book midget and dwarf talent?

the amount of notice needed to book a midget or dwarf talent event or
project varies depending on the location, the type of event or project
and the complexity of what exactly is involved. the "typical notice"
shortdwarf.com usually works with is anywhere from 3 days to 4-6
weeks. sometimes in extreme cases, shortdwarf.com has worked with
notice as "short" as 3 hours and in other situations, we've needed as
much as 3 months. for special events and high demand dates, you need
to book sometimes 1-2 years in advance. i. e. st patrick's day,
christmas, superbowl and halloween. our best advice in any situation
is to inquire as soon as you know you want to book your event, even if
you've exceeded some of our "suggested" deadlines or you figure you're
too late...

call, text AND/or email us TODAY, NOW! our contact systems work 24
hours and day, 7 days a week!

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renegade foxxx

2011-02-13T17:15:00.001-05:00

Renegade Foxxx gonna "marry me" some of our dwarf talent tonight at
@The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards!

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POST: wiki leaks article on dwarf tossing

2011-02-13T10:29:00.002-05:00

it even mentions the 2003 miami bachelor party of dennis bruderman,
son-in-law to dennis kozlowski that featured dwarf tossing from dwarf
talent offered up by shortdwarf.com

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POST: groundhog day, midgets & dwarf talent

2011-02-02T11:02:00.001-05:00

groundhog says, 6 more weeks of fabulous midget & dwarf talent before
the country goes wild with leprechauns on st patrick's day! book 'em
now!

http://www.punxsutawney.com/

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POST: economy getting better as more midget dwarf talent is hired

2011-01-07T12:42:00.001-05:00

increased activity from investment banking, stocks, bond and mutual
fund wall street type companies to hiring midget dwarf talent
leprechauns this year suggests the econony is getting better...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/01/dwarf_economy_index.html

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POST: book your midget dwarf talent leprechaun now!

2011-01-07T10:53:00.003-05:00

what date did you want to book your saint patrick's day dwarf talent
leprechaun? thursday, march 17 or the weekend before or the weekend
after? CALL or text 517-507-5552 TODAY before your date is taken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTJx_4x1hM

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POST: NBC & midgets again

2010-12-12T15:35:00.000-05:00

NBC & SNL do it again while ticking off dwarfs & little people with the twelve days of christmas... "and a human parking cone. what's a human parking cone? it's that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel park between them!"

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-stefon/1264555

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POST: midget & dwarf talent "little people" business is slamming!

2010-12-10T17:02:00.000-05:00

new york magazine article referring to midget & dwarf talent "little people" from shortdwarf.com and how business is slammed!

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/12/introducing_the_daily_intel_dw.html#comments

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POST: dwarf santa on red & blue CTA chicago today

2010-12-08T08:52:00.000-05:00

dwarf talent dwarfsanta.com is working the red & blue line of the CTA chicago rail system spreading holiday wishes and christmas cheer TODAY! check him out or text us at 517-507-5552 to find dwarf santa's location...

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POST: midget & dwarf talent performance rates

2010-12-06T11:19:00.000-05:00

the same rational & logic we use for our midget & dwarf talent performance rates when they entertain without "engaging" you! but WARNING prostitution is illegal outside the state of nevada.

http://www.spike.com/video/do-midget-hookers/3044100

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POST: half off dwarf talent sale EXTENDED thru 12/20/10

2010-11-29T20:31:00.001-05:00

hey folks, it's a half off sale with our midget & dwarf talent here at http://shortdwarf.com that's right, HALF OFF all our midget and dwarf talent booked for any monday OR tuesday date in the month of january NATIONWIDE. we'll work any entertainment, promotional or on-camera event for HALF OFF our normal rates. so go to our home page for further instructions and CALL 1-866-U-midget TODAY!

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POST: black friday through cyber monday half off sale

2010-11-25T20:35:00.000-05:00

watch for our black friday through cyber monday half off sale on
midget & dwarf talent for leprechauns, elves, oompa loompas, etc. on
our home page tomorrow. save BIG on january bookings!

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POST: wall street indulges with dwarf talent

2010-11-24T13:27:00.001-05:00

wall street dares to indulge with dwarf talent and other excesses! bring it on wall street, we'll all be working for the chinese soon!

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2010/11/23/signs-of-swagger-wallets-out-wall-st-dares-to-celebrate/

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POST: dwarf talent a shortcut to wall street career ruin?

2010-11-24T13:19:00.000-05:00

our dwarf talent makes the NY Times today about wall street relationship to dwarf entertainment use & how it might be a shortcut to career ruin? what do you think?

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/11/wall_street_dwarves.html

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POST: wall street & dwarf talent back in bed together

2010-11-24T13:12:00.001-05:00

wall street spending is up & dwarf talent is a part of that spending. when's the last time you booked a midget for lavish dwarf entertainment?

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid587214416001?bctid=678888864001

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dwarf talent a shortcut to wall street career ruin?

2010-11-24T13:00:00.001-05:00

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POST: dwarf talent paddy o'rielly leprechaun hard rock hotel las vegas

2010-11-24T11:10:00.000-05:00

dwarf talent leprechaun paddy o'rielly rocked the hard rock hotel & casino november 12 & 13 at the TBSE convention with maverick dental labs!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=260170&id=744803233&l=49b1bbe086

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=260183&id=744803233&l=fb8903c76b

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POST: "little people" waiters

2010-10-02T11:10:00.001-04:00

apparently "little people," or midgets & dwarf talent will be serving drinks at the roosevelt hotel under the auspicious of david arquette & courtney cox.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/arquettes-madhouse-will-feature-little-person-bar_1167389

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POST: midget mascots

2010-09-08T14:35:00.001-04:00

OMG, the "little people," dwarfs and midgets that make up "little stinkers of america" have got their work cut out for them to eradicate the MIDGET word, there are 5 other schools other than dickinson, ND that use the MIDGET as their mascot! too funny!

http://m.grandforksherald.com/article.cfm?id=152123

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