Wednesday, May 16, 2012

rent a midget - memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holiday fun; baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet...

what can be more fun for this summer holiday season than baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet than the addition of rent a midget fun for this memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holidays and all the other summer "holidays" you have planned in the coming months?  what do you have scheduled for your summer solstice party this year? the longest day of the year.  how about midgets and giants, from one extreme to the next...

our dwarf talent can provide dwarf entertainment for your holiday party in any variety of duties or roles... they can meet and greet with your guests, mix and mingle, serve drinks, serve food, help do the weber grill thing with hot dogs, hamburgers, steaks, little weenie roast, escort guests into the party, just about anything.  you name it.

most importantly though, is that you book your "little people" and dwarf talent with plenty of advance notice as our summer holiday months are some of our busiest times of the year... so call today so you're not left short!

Friday, May 11, 2012

mother's day & midgets

it's another national "holiday" and it's not too late to get your mom a dwarf talent, midget or little people for mother's day...

they can serve breakfast in bed; chauffeur her to mother's day brunch; deliver flowers, chocolates or a gift or just wish her "happy mother's day."

call now before it's too late...

Thursday, May 3, 2012

rent a midget for cinco de mayo or kentucky derby

what is cinco de mayo or the kentucky derby without dwarf talent, midgets or little people as lucha libre wrestlers, sombrero and poncho nacho chip walking hors d'oeuvres platters, horse jockeys or a mariachi band.

if you weren't able to book our talent this year, there is always next year or this up coming memorial day weekend to celebrate.

how will you celebrate the kentucky derby or cinco de mayo this saturday? with or without dwarf entertainment? how inclined are you to rent a midget next time you want to put your event or promotion over the top?

Monday, April 30, 2012

FAQ: is the management of your dwarf talent brokerage company actually dwarfs, midgets and little people themselves or are they average statured?

the management of our company are ACTUALLY dwarf talent with 32 years in the business, since 1980. they've done everything from singing telegrams, kid's & grown adult birthday parties, bachelor, bachelorette parties, retirement parties, trade show and convention entertainment and promotionals, worked shopping malls throughout the entire USA and canada, performed in theater and off broadway theatrical productions, appeared in TV / television commercials, worked as talent in industrial films and videos and a number of other projects and venues.

hence, we understand the challenges and needs of dwarf talent and can best match each particular dwarf, midget or little people to the venue, client and/or event. we are familiar with the limitations and restrictions for our talent and can best provide for both the client, event and the venue as it relates to our talent. we can match those challenges, needs, limitations and restrictions so that it is a harmonious balance for all parties involved.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

kentucky derby & cinco de mayo combined

what more fun than to have a kentucky derby AND cinco de mayo party combined. whether you are celebrating a birthday, bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party, may 4, 5 &/or 6, why not give it a "little" twist with midgets, dwarf talent and/or little people as dwarf entertainment for the occasion.

they can perform and interact with your event guests in either kentucky derby jockey attire, sombrero and poncho or lucha libre mexican wrestling attire for your kentucky derby or cinco de mayo themed party.

and you ask, what duties or roles can our dwarf talent take on at your event? read on here... and if you really wanted to put your event over the top, you might add a live shetland pony or single serve bags of nacho chips in the brim of the sombrero. what better way to put "little" into "little people?"

call today as special events book weeks and months in advance.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

catch a leprechaun traps

"little people," midgets will be caught in 3 different "catch a leprechaun traps" as part of some dwarf talent entertainment projects / grade school projects around the country for our st.patrick's day weekend fun.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

rent a midgets all over the USA

our rent a midgets, little people, dwarf talent leprechauns are working wedding receptions, kegs and eggs events, private parties and nightclub promotional events all around the USA this saturday.

where will you party with some dwarf entertainment?

rent a midgets bigger than pie

most dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" are no bigger than pi or just 6-8 inches taller, but as dwarf entertainment goes, they are "lavish dwarf entertainment" celebrate national pi day today by eating a piece and booking a rent a midget now!

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