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it seems chelsea lately and rosie o'donnell have managed to upset the apple cart at little people of america. dwarfs and midgets of the membership and even those outside the organization are none too happy over the references to little people, dating little people, employing little people or even how rosie has a fear of little people and they have shared their discontent on the little people facebook page...

Rosie has a little person phobia

rosie, congratulations, you have nanosophobia!

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ricky gervais and warwick davis come to the USA this sunday with "life's too short," a show that appears to exploit midgets and little people with an episode about dwarf bowling. it may not be dwarf tossing, but it's close with something as outrageous for some dwarf talent as dwarf bowling!

so hit a strike this sunday on HBO and leave nothing to spare by watching!

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it's "take your dwarf (talent) to work" & groundhog day today and our office dwarf talent has seen his shadow this morning, meaning we will have six more weeks of a VERY short winter!

PS still a couple more hours left to rent a midget and take a dwarf / some little people to work today for some dwarf entertainment!

call 517-507-5552 NOW!

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have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

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2/2/12, only 3 more days until “take your dwarf to work” day. where will you take your “little people?”

Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work Day

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only one week away, it’s “take your dwarf to work” day… next thursday, february 2. just don’t take the little people & midgets to work at starbucks. :-)

Starbucks Refuses to Let Dwarf Employee Use a Step Stool | The Stir

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on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day on february 2, you can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

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looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have take your son or daughter to work days, we can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers. they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)

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peter dinklage golden globe winner dedicates award to english dwarf martin henderson involved in bar room dwarf tossing incident. score for the "little people."

Golden Globes winner dedicates award to man who was injured in 'dwarf tossing' incident | Off the Bench

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