OMG, we'd love to get a hold of zach roloff so that he could help everybody out in this situation we've got coming up...
we need him to do a dwarf singing telegram in the portland oregon area for somebody's birthday.
he could make more money in one half hour doing a singing telegram than he has ever made in an entire year planting pumpkin seeds and working on roloff farms for his dad matt roloff! and he wouldn't even have to be a dwarf stripper or wear a midget t-shirt! zach, if you're out there, call us! 1-866-U-midget!
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