dwarf tossing, banned since 1989, may return in florida. the "little people" aren't going to be happy about this one...
we can see it now, the sign at the border says, "welcome to florida blue hairs and spring breakers! grab yourself a dwarf talent and toss them with the grand kids and girlfriend for more fun than disney world!"
we're not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact, everyone should experience it at least once in their lifetime. but really, it's not the tossing we have a problem with, it's the landing that's the issue.
what we are opposed to is any individual or organization that seeks to restrict employment of an "underemployed" population as they stand or are thrown now.
what we find humor with is why State Representative Ritch Workman, a republican from Melbourne, needs to introduce legislation to roll back a prohibition on dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Ritch's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we did a survey of how our dwarf talent felt about the issue and it was a toss up. we guess that in the end, dwarf tossing is for little people who aren't grounded. shortdwarf.com used to cast a lot of dwarfs for this type of activity - casts on their arms... casts on their legs...
we're just glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
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