Showing posts with label take your dwarf to work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label take your dwarf to work. Show all posts

Thursday, February 2, 2012

rent a midget & groundhog day

it's "take your dwarf (talent) to work" & groundhog day today and our office dwarf talent has seen his shadow this morning, meaning we will have six more weeks of a VERY short winter!

PS still a couple more hours left to rent a midget and take a dwarf / some little people to work today for some dwarf entertainment!

Monday, January 23, 2012

out to lunch?

on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day on february 2, you can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

rent a midget – “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2

looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have take your son or daughter to work days, we can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers. they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)