rent a midget - memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holiday fun; baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet...

what can be more fun for this summer holiday season than baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet than the addition of rent a midget fun for this memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holidays and all the other summer "holidays" you have planned in the coming months?  what do you have scheduled for your summer solstice party this year? the longest day of the year.  how about midgets and giants, from one extreme to the next...

our dwarf talent can provide dwarf entertainment for your holiday party in any variety of duties or roles... they can meet and greet with your guests, mix and mingle, serve drinks, serve food, help do the weber grill thing with hot dogs, hamburgers, steaks, little weenie roast, escort guests into the party, just about anything.  you name it.

most importantly though, is that you book your "little people" and dwarf talent with plenty of advance notice as our summer holiday months are some of our busiest times of the year... so call today so you're not left short!

FAQ: is the management of your dwarf talent brokerage company actually dwarfs, midgets and little people themselves or are they average statured?

the management of our company are ACTUALLY dwarf talent with 32 years in the business, since 1980. they've done everything from singing telegrams, kid's & grown adult birthday parties, bachelor, bachelorette parties, retirement parties, trade show and convention entertainment and promotionals, worked shopping malls throughout the entire USA and canada, performed in theater and off broadway theatrical productions, appeared in TV / television commercials, worked as talent in industrial films and videos and a number of other projects and venues.

hence, we understand the challenges and needs of dwarf talent and can best match each particular dwarf, midget or little people to the venue, client and/or event. we are familiar with the limitations and restrictions for our talent and can best provide for both the client, event and the venue as it relates to our talent. we can match those challenges, needs, limitations and restrictions so that it is a harmonious balance for all parties involved.

kentucky derby & cinco de mayo combined

what more fun than to have a kentucky derby AND cinco de mayo party combined. whether you are celebrating a birthday, bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party, may 4, 5 &/or 6, why not give it a "little" twist with midgets, dwarf talent and/or little people as dwarf entertainment for the occasion.

they can perform and interact with your event guests in either kentucky derby jockey attire, sombrero and poncho or lucha libre mexican wrestling attire for your kentucky derby or cinco de mayo themed party.

and you ask, what duties or roles can our dwarf talent take on at your event? read on here... and if you really wanted to put your event over the top, you might add a live shetland pony or single serve bags of nacho chips in the brim of the sombrero. what better way to put "little" into "little people?"

call today as special events book weeks and months in advance.

catch a leprechaun traps

"little people," midgets will be caught in 3 different "catch a leprechaun traps" as part of some dwarf talent entertainment projects / grade school projects around the country for our st.patrick's day weekend fun.

rent a midgets bigger than pie

most dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" are no bigger than pi or just 6-8 inches taller, but as dwarf entertainment goes, they are "lavish dwarf entertainment" celebrate national pi day today by eating a piece and booking a rent a midget now!

pi day / http://www.piday.org/

queen of the midget comedians - no rent a midget here

check out this dwarf talent, queen of little people and midget comedians, tanyalee davis when she performs next week in chichilliwack BC. some dwarf entertainment at it's finest. you may not even have to rent a midget that night, for the price of admission, you've got one for an hour or so...

little lady, big laughs

chelsea lately & rosie o'donnell tick off little people of america

it seems chelsea lately and rosie o'donnell have managed to upset the apple cart at little people of america. dwarfs and midgets of the membership and even those outside the organization are none too happy over the references to little people, dating little people, employing little people or even how rosie has a fear of little people and they have shared their discontent on the little people facebook page...

Rosie has a little person phobia

rosie, congratulations, you have nanosophobia!

rent a midget company exploits little people

ricky gervais and warwick davis come to the USA this sunday with "life's too short," a show that appears to exploit midgets and little people with an episode about dwarf bowling. it may not be dwarf tossing, but it's close with something as outrageous for some dwarf talent as dwarf bowling!

so hit a strike this sunday on HBO and leave nothing to spare by watching!

rent a midget & groundhog day

it's "take your dwarf (talent) to work" & groundhog day today and our office dwarf talent has seen his shadow this morning, meaning we will have six more weeks of a VERY short winter!

PS still a couple more hours left to rent a midget and take a dwarf / some little people to work today for some dwarf entertainment!

rent a midget & “take your dwarf to work” day

2/2/12, only 3 more days until “take your dwarf to work” day. where will you take your “little people?”

Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work Day

“take your dwarf to work” day one week away

only one week away, it’s “take your dwarf to work” day… next thursday, february 2. just don’t take the little people & midgets to work at starbucks. :-)

Starbucks Refuses to Let Dwarf Employee Use a Step Stool | The Stir

out to lunch?

on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day on february 2, you can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

rent a midget – “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2

looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have take your son or daughter to work days, we can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers. they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)

third annual jewish christmas party

dwarfsanta.com, “little people” angels, midgets in baby bjorn, ron jeremy at the 3rd annual jewish christmas party last night in highland park IL with photographers bailey http://www.flickr.com/photos/bailz4realz and terry http://www.flickr.com/photos/terrencehamilton/ once again, dwarf talent & entertainment reign supreme!

almost forgot, lizardman was there too! marc rocks an event!

a lot of proud moms last night!

santa left them hanging

we doubt our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent will leave you hanging this christmas, holiday, kwanzaa, feliz navidad, hanukkah / chanukah, yuletide season, christmukkah, festivus, winter solstice, just about every holiday like this santa left these holiday shoppers! once again, dwarf entertainment reigns supreme!

Santa’s caught at Mall

shop “SMALL” today!

shop "SMALL" today!

"little people," midgets and dwarf talent wishing you the best of small business saturday

shop "SMALL" and you won't come up "short!"

guinness world leprechaun record broken

but how many were "little people," midgets & dwarf talent leprechauns as dwarf entertainment? :-)

250 of the boys in green gather to break Jay Leno's record

FAQ: what is the politically correct term for people we represent?

as a rule, we refer to all our folks that perform the dwarf entertainment, promotional marketing and on-camera work as “talent.” that is the terminology they are most comfortable with.

but on the other hand, others refer to them in a variety of other ways…

from abatwa, aeta, afreet, afreeta, alven, bakhna rakhna, ballybogs, banshees, bean si, bean sidhe, bean-nighe, bendith y mamau, blue men of the minch, bodach, bogles, bokwus, brownies, buccas, bugalademujs, bwbachod, bwca, cherubs, cluricauns, coblynau koblernigh, corrigan, daoine sidhe, devas, devis, djinn, djinna, dryads, dwarfs, dwarves, elf, ellerkonge, ellyllon, elves, erlkonig, fach…

…to fairies, fairy, feés, fendoree, ferrishyn, fir darrigs, fireesin, folletti, fylgiars, gentry, ghul, ghulla, gnome, gobelin, goblins, grandinilli, green lady of caerphilly, gremlins, grimelin, guillyn veggey, gwragedd annwn, gwyllion, hillmen, hobgoblin, hogmen, hu hsien, hyter sprites, ieles, illes, imp, Issun Boshi, jimaninas, jimaninos, jinn, jinna, kappa, kelpie, knockers, kobolds, kul, leprechauns, lilitu, little people, manitou, mazikeen, mekumwasuck, menehune, midgets, mimis, munchkins, nagas, nagumwasuck, naiades, naiads, nereids, nisse, nixies, nunus, nymphs, pechs, pehts, peris, phooka…

…they’ve also been called people of the hills, pigseys, pigsies, piskies, pituitary, pixies, portunes, pygmy, redcap, roane, seelie court, selkies, shehireem, shellycoat, shideem, short stature, sidhe, si’la, silkies, skeletal dysplasia, sluagh, sprites, sylphids, sylphs, tengu, tokolush, tomtra, trolls, trooping fairies, trows, tylwyth teg, undines, unseelie court, urchins, urisks, uttuku, vardogls, weisse frau, wichtlein, yumboes and finally zips…

they’ve been called just about everything, but in the end, we always refer to them as TALENT.

FAQ: what type of duties or roles are the dwarf talent capable of?

our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent can perform a variety of roles or duties at your event or venue.

they can meet and greet; mix and mingle; serve drinks; pour shots; handle coat check; serve appetizers or hors d’oeuvres; greet guests at the door; escort guests into a party or to their seat; work photo ops; perform as atmosphere entertainers; perform a singing telegram; celebrate special occasions; deliver messages or gifts; propose on behalf of a fiance; as characters in a theater production; scaring halloween party guests upon arrival; act as a short parody or look-a-like of your guest of honor or famous celebrities; act as extended party interactive entertainment.

they can also work photo ops for a promotional / advertising event; perform as an “attraction magnet” for the opposite sex for a single guy or lady; perform a mock, parody or real striptease for special events; check ID or take tickets; assist or promote a new product or service; act as talent in films, TV productions and movies; escort a bat or bar mitzvah candidate into their event for presentation; as part of a bridal dance or the garter toss; as part of a prank, gotcha or inside joke, as part of a new product launch or announcement; as an emcee or master of ceremonies for an event or stage production, handcuffed to the bachelor or bachelorette as a ball and chain token.

and finally they can work as a body double in a TV, film or commercial; as a waiter, as a costumed character at an amusement park, as participants in a convention competition; as an escort on a bar crawl or bar hopping event; as part of a hollywood awards ceremony; distributing gifts at a company christmas party, as a golf caddy or to complete a foursome; as a walking nacho chip serving dish; as a bartender; as a trade show booth promotion character and any number of other opportunities for your event, promotion or venue.

recounting "lavish dwarf entertainment"

andrew stone & thomas bruderman, dennis kozlowski's ex son-in-law,
recount his 2003 bachelor party with "lavish dwarf entertainment" and
talk about dwarf tossing & "how there are issues out there which
clearly dwarf this one"

too funny tommy! (no midgets or little people were harmed in the
making of this event)

:-)

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/12/bruderman-fidelity-idUSN2129053920110512