rent a midget - memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holiday fun; baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet...

what can be more fun for this summer holiday season than baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet than the addition of rent a midget fun for this memorial day, fourth of july, labor day holidays and all the other summer "holidays" you have planned in the coming months?  what do you have scheduled for your summer solstice party this year? the longest day of the year.  how about midgets and giants, from one extreme to the next...

our dwarf talent can provide dwarf entertainment for your holiday party in any variety of duties or roles... they can meet and greet with your guests, mix and mingle, serve drinks, serve food, help do the weber grill thing with hot dogs, hamburgers, steaks, little weenie roast, escort guests into the party, just about anything.  you name it.

most importantly though, is that you book your "little people" and dwarf talent with plenty of advance notice as our summer holiday months are some of our busiest times of the year... so call today so you're not left short!

mother's day & midgets

it's another national "holiday" and it's not too late to get your mom a dwarf talent, midget or little people for mother's day...

they can serve breakfast in bed; chauffeur her to mother's day brunch; deliver flowers, chocolates or a gift or just wish her "happy mother's day."

call now before it's too late...

rent a midget for cinco de mayo or kentucky derby

what is cinco de mayo or the kentucky derby without dwarf talent, midgets or little people as lucha libre wrestlers, sombrero and poncho nacho chip walking hors d'oeuvres platters, horse jockeys or a mariachi band.

if you weren't able to book our talent this year, there is always next year or this up coming memorial day weekend to celebrate.

how will you celebrate the kentucky derby or cinco de mayo this saturday? with or without dwarf entertainment? how inclined are you to rent a midget next time you want to put your event or promotion over the top?

FAQ: is the management of your dwarf talent brokerage company actually dwarfs, midgets and little people themselves or are they average statured?

the management of our company are ACTUALLY dwarf talent with 32 years in the business, since 1980. they've done everything from singing telegrams, kid's & grown adult birthday parties, bachelor, bachelorette parties, retirement parties, trade show and convention entertainment and promotionals, worked shopping malls throughout the entire USA and canada, performed in theater and off broadway theatrical productions, appeared in TV / television commercials, worked as talent in industrial films and videos and a number of other projects and venues.

hence, we understand the challenges and needs of dwarf talent and can best match each particular dwarf, midget or little people to the venue, client and/or event. we are familiar with the limitations and restrictions for our talent and can best provide for both the client, event and the venue as it relates to our talent. we can match those challenges, needs, limitations and restrictions so that it is a harmonious balance for all parties involved.

kentucky derby & cinco de mayo combined

what more fun than to have a kentucky derby AND cinco de mayo party combined. whether you are celebrating a birthday, bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party, may 4, 5 &/or 6, why not give it a "little" twist with midgets, dwarf talent and/or little people as dwarf entertainment for the occasion.

they can perform and interact with your event guests in either kentucky derby jockey attire, sombrero and poncho or lucha libre mexican wrestling attire for your kentucky derby or cinco de mayo themed party.

and you ask, what duties or roles can our dwarf talent take on at your event? read on here... and if you really wanted to put your event over the top, you might add a live shetland pony or single serve bags of nacho chips in the brim of the sombrero. what better way to put "little" into "little people?"

call today as special events book weeks and months in advance.

catch a leprechaun traps

"little people," midgets will be caught in 3 different "catch a leprechaun traps" as part of some dwarf talent entertainment projects / grade school projects around the country for our st.patrick's day weekend fun.

rent a midgets all over the USA

our rent a midgets, little people, dwarf talent leprechauns are working wedding receptions, kegs and eggs events, private parties and nightclub promotional events all around the USA this saturday.

where will you party with some dwarf entertainment?

rent a midgets bigger than pie

most dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" are no bigger than pi or just 6-8 inches taller, but as dwarf entertainment goes, they are "lavish dwarf entertainment" celebrate national pi day today by eating a piece and booking a rent a midget now!

pi day / http://www.piday.org/

whiny midgets, DROP the RED FLAG!

too funny, "dwarf bullfighting obsession sends a red flag to little people" when will these whiny midgets ever learn?

drop the red flag, bulls are attracted to red! DANGER will robinson, DANGER! you are only endangering yourself, why invite it?

as for most of our dwarf talent, we chose to take our lemons and make lemonade rather than other whiny midgets choosing to take their "sour grapes" and make a cheap bordeaux to end up with a "whine" & cheese party! clinton brown, gary arnold, dana aldrich, peter dinklage, little people of america, et al, quit your whining, it's only building BIGGER walls between you and where you want to go.

we applaud javier landa, rosie o'donnell, stephen huvane, chelsea lately and all the folks that just get out there and do it rather than whine about it!

"Dwarf Bullfighting Obsession Sends A Red Flag To Little People"

rent a midget singing telegrams

seem to be getting dwarf entertainment calls for dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" from all the influence & inspiration of the other "televised freak shows," pit boss, little people, big world, the little couple, et al... in fact, one of the most recent fads is to have a "singing telegram" delivered for someone's special occasion. we've been doing singing telegrams since 1980, when we started in business. PS. we can do it today even, just call today!

Pit Boss : Animal Planet

we can't thank the pit boss, shorty rossi and the little people enough. you could say that shorty rossi has come to another shorty's rescue! matt rolloff, bill and jen arnold of the little couple and hulk hogan's micro championship wrestling, and TLC, affectionately relabeled, "the little channel," we appreciate you too. after all, we are all little people and it is a big world out there!

queen of the midget comedians - no rent a midget here

check out this dwarf talent, queen of little people and midget comedians, tanyalee davis when she performs next week in chichilliwack BC. some dwarf entertainment at it's finest. you may not even have to rent a midget that night, for the price of admission, you've got one for an hour or so...

little lady, big laughs

rent a midget 4 green beer day

thanks to the leap year, you have one extra day to rent a midget for green beer day tomorrow.  and if you are lucky, you can take that dwarf entertainment that you hired as a leprechaun for green beer day with you on spring break down to panama city beach, florida, padre island, texas or myrtle beach, south carolina.

the dwarf talent, he or she, can be your indentured servant at your beck and call while you are living it up for spring break.  call today and you'll be the envy of every big ten college student out there!

chelsea lately & rosie o'donnell tick off little people of america

it seems chelsea lately and rosie o'donnell have managed to upset the apple cart at little people of america. dwarfs and midgets of the membership and even those outside the organization are none too happy over the references to little people, dating little people, employing little people or even how rosie has a fear of little people and they have shared their discontent on the little people facebook page...

Rosie has a little person phobia

rosie, congratulations, you have nanosophobia!

rent a midget company exploits little people

ricky gervais and warwick davis come to the USA this sunday with "life's too short," a show that appears to exploit midgets and little people with an episode about dwarf bowling. it may not be dwarf tossing, but it's close with something as outrageous for some dwarf talent as dwarf bowling!

so hit a strike this sunday on HBO and leave nothing to spare by watching!

rent a midget & groundhog day

it's "take your dwarf (talent) to work" & groundhog day today and our office dwarf talent has seen his shadow this morning, meaning we will have six more weeks of a VERY short winter!

PS still a couple more hours left to rent a midget and take a dwarf / some little people to work today for some dwarf entertainment!

canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

rent a midget & “take your dwarf to work” day

2/2/12, only 3 more days until “take your dwarf to work” day. where will you take your “little people?”

Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work Day

“take your dwarf to work” day one week away

only one week away, it’s “take your dwarf to work” day… next thursday, february 2. just don’t take the little people & midgets to work at starbucks. :-)

Starbucks Refuses to Let Dwarf Employee Use a Step Stool | The Stir

out to lunch?

on “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day on february 2, you can rent a midget & we'll provide dwarf talent, midgets and little people for lunchtime entertainment... whether you eat out or dine in the company break room, we'll provide the fun, you provide the food!

rent a midget – “take your dwarf to work” & groundhog day february 2

looking forward to february 2 this year for the first annual “take your dwarf to work day.”

if the rest of you can have take your son or daughter to work days, we can have a take your dwarf to work day too!

yes, that’s right, you can rent a midget or even little people to take to your place of employment… whether you are blue collar, white collar or no collar (yes, we’ll work for strippers or adult entertainers too!) it’s that time of year when you can take your dwarf to work and show him or her the ropes of what you do for a living… heck, you can even have them provide dwarf entertainment for your fellow co-workers. they can do coffee breaks or lunch room entertainment. they can even help with the job at hand. whether it be filing paperwork, answering the phones, flipping burgers or anything else you do at work. so call the little people at dwarf talent dot com and “take your dwarf to work” on thursday february 2!

PS it’s even groundhog day so you might even see a few of the same things repeated every hour on the hour. :-)