Showing posts with label dwarf news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dwarf news. Show all posts

Thursday, February 2, 2012

rent a midget & groundhog day

it's "take your dwarf (talent) to work" & groundhog day today and our office dwarf talent has seen his shadow this morning, meaning we will have six more weeks of a VERY short winter!

PS still a couple more hours left to rent a midget and take a dwarf / some little people to work today for some dwarf entertainment!

Monday, January 30, 2012

canadian dwarf tossing in the news

have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?

here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!

we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.

what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.

what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."

yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?

we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

midget munchkin dead

munchkin, little people, midget, dwarf talent, meinhardt raabe has died...

as coroner, i must aver, i thoroughly examined her / him. and she's / he's not only merely dead, she's / he's really most sincerely dead.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/10/movies/10raabe.html

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

little people want to ban the "M" midget word

let's all ban the "M" midget word, see google news links, http://tinyurl.com/no77oc

better yet, ban the phrase "little people." we're not day care center clientele or a fisher price toys! call a spade a spade and a midget a MIDGET!

LOL :-)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

celebrity apprentice

did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice?

they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...

Monday, March 23, 2009

essay congratulations!

an essay, lavish dwarf entertainment, written by a great friend, alice dreger, about shortdwarf.com and detailing dwarf talent has been selected by Creative Nonfiction Foundation a publishing and educational organization, as one of 16 to be published in The Best Creative Nonfiction, Volume 3, published by W.W. Norton this July 2009.

congratulations alice! woohoo!