it's "take your dwarf (talent) to work" & groundhog day today and our office dwarf talent has seen his shadow this morning, meaning we will have six more weeks of a VERY short winter!
PS still a couple more hours left to rent a midget and take a dwarf / some little people to work today for some dwarf entertainment!
email us at shortdwarf.com@gmail.com for dwarf talent agency brokers of dwarf and midget talent, actors, entertainment, santas, leprechauns, elves, oompa loompas and short "little people" characters for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent.
Showing posts with label dwarf news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dwarf news. Show all posts
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
canadian dwarf tossing in the news
have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?
here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!
we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.
what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.
what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!
we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.
what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.
what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
midget munchkin dead
munchkin, little people, midget, dwarf talent, meinhardt raabe has died...
as coroner, i must aver, i thoroughly examined her / him. and she's / he's not only merely dead, she's / he's really most sincerely dead.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/10/movies/10raabe.html
as coroner, i must aver, i thoroughly examined her / him. and she's / he's not only merely dead, she's / he's really most sincerely dead.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/10/movies/10raabe.html
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
congrats matt roloff
congrats matt roloff, you & your "midget-centric" show made a top ten list for your "dwarf talent" "little people, big world reality" show!
http://tinyurl.com/mfuqk2
http://tinyurl.com/mfuqk2
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
little people want to ban the "M" midget word
let's all ban the "M" midget word, see google news links, http://tinyurl.com/no77oc
better yet, ban the phrase "little people." we're not day care center clientele or a fisher price toys! call a spade a spade and a midget a MIDGET!
LOL :-)
better yet, ban the phrase "little people." we're not day care center clientele or a fisher price toys! call a spade a spade and a midget a MIDGET!
LOL :-)
Sunday, April 5, 2009
celebrity apprentice
did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice?
they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...
they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...
Monday, March 23, 2009
essay congratulations!
an essay, lavish dwarf entertainment, written by a great friend, alice dreger, about shortdwarf.com and detailing dwarf talent has been selected by Creative Nonfiction Foundation a publishing and educational organization, as one of 16 to be published in The Best Creative Nonfiction, Volume 3, published by W.W. Norton this July 2009.
congratulations alice! woohoo!
congratulations alice! woohoo!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
dwarf talent sidekick dead
the famous side kick of tattoo, the dwarf talent from "fantasy
island" is dead at 88! :-(
http://tinyurl.com/7mm7we
island" is dead at 88! :-(
http://tinyurl.com/7mm7we
Friday, January 2, 2009
matt roloff in the news
check out photo of matt roloff and the family, http://twurl.nl/q1jlqg
a new episode of "little people on the prairie."
a new episode of "little people on the prairie."
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