queen of the midget comedians - no rent a midget here

check out this dwarf talent, queen of little people and midget comedians, tanyalee davis when she performs next week in chichilliwack BC. some dwarf entertainment at it's finest. you may not even have to rent a midget that night, for the price of admission, you've got one for an hour or so...

little lady, big laughs

rent a midget 4 green beer day

thanks to the leap year, you have one extra day to rent a midget for green beer day tomorrow.  and if you are lucky, you can take that dwarf entertainment that you hired as a leprechaun for green beer day with you on spring break down to panama city beach, florida, padre island, texas or myrtle beach, south carolina.

the dwarf talent, he or she, can be your indentured servant at your beck and call while you are living it up for spring break.  call today and you'll be the envy of every big ten college student out there!

“take your dwarf to work” day one week away

only one week away, it’s “take your dwarf to work” day… next thursday, february 2. just don’t take the little people & midgets to work at starbucks. :-)

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FAQ: what is the politically correct term for people we represent?

as a rule, we refer to all our folks that perform the dwarf entertainment, promotional marketing and on-camera work as “talent.” that is the terminology they are most comfortable with.

but on the other hand, others refer to them in a variety of other ways…

from abatwa, aeta, afreet, afreeta, alven, bakhna rakhna, ballybogs, banshees, bean si, bean sidhe, bean-nighe, bendith y mamau, blue men of the minch, bodach, bogles, bokwus, brownies, buccas, bugalademujs, bwbachod, bwca, cherubs, cluricauns, coblynau koblernigh, corrigan, daoine sidhe, devas, devis, djinn, djinna, dryads, dwarfs, dwarves, elf, ellerkonge, ellyllon, elves, erlkonig, fach…

…to fairies, fairy, feés, fendoree, ferrishyn, fir darrigs, fireesin, folletti, fylgiars, gentry, ghul, ghulla, gnome, gobelin, goblins, grandinilli, green lady of caerphilly, gremlins, grimelin, guillyn veggey, gwragedd annwn, gwyllion, hillmen, hobgoblin, hogmen, hu hsien, hyter sprites, ieles, illes, imp, Issun Boshi, jimaninas, jimaninos, jinn, jinna, kappa, kelpie, knockers, kobolds, kul, leprechauns, lilitu, little people, manitou, mazikeen, mekumwasuck, menehune, midgets, mimis, munchkins, nagas, nagumwasuck, naiades, naiads, nereids, nisse, nixies, nunus, nymphs, pechs, pehts, peris, phooka…

…they’ve also been called people of the hills, pigseys, pigsies, piskies, pituitary, pixies, portunes, pygmy, redcap, roane, seelie court, selkies, shehireem, shellycoat, shideem, short stature, sidhe, si’la, silkies, skeletal dysplasia, sluagh, sprites, sylphids, sylphs, tengu, tokolush, tomtra, trolls, trooping fairies, trows, tylwyth teg, undines, unseelie court, urchins, urisks, uttuku, vardogls, weisse frau, wichtlein, yumboes and finally zips…

they’ve been called just about everything, but in the end, we always refer to them as TALENT.

FAQ: what type of duties or roles are the dwarf talent capable of?

our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent can perform a variety of roles or duties at your event or venue.

they can meet and greet; mix and mingle; serve drinks; pour shots; handle coat check; serve appetizers or hors d’oeuvres; greet guests at the door; escort guests into a party or to their seat; work photo ops; perform as atmosphere entertainers; perform a singing telegram; celebrate special occasions; deliver messages or gifts; propose on behalf of a fiance; as characters in a theater production; scaring halloween party guests upon arrival; act as a short parody or look-a-like of your guest of honor or famous celebrities; act as extended party interactive entertainment.

they can also work photo ops for a promotional / advertising event; perform as an “attraction magnet” for the opposite sex for a single guy or lady; perform a mock, parody or real striptease for special events; check ID or take tickets; assist or promote a new product or service; act as talent in films, TV productions and movies; escort a bat or bar mitzvah candidate into their event for presentation; as part of a bridal dance or the garter toss; as part of a prank, gotcha or inside joke, as part of a new product launch or announcement; as an emcee or master of ceremonies for an event or stage production, handcuffed to the bachelor or bachelorette as a ball and chain token.

and finally they can work as a body double in a TV, film or commercial; as a waiter, as a costumed character at an amusement park, as participants in a convention competition; as an escort on a bar crawl or bar hopping event; as part of a hollywood awards ceremony; distributing gifts at a company christmas party, as a golf caddy or to complete a foursome; as a walking nacho chip serving dish; as a bartender; as a trade show booth promotion character and any number of other opportunities for your event, promotion or venue.

midget munchkin dead

munchkin, little people, midget, dwarf talent, meinhardt raabe has died...

as coroner, i must aver, i thoroughly examined her / him. and she's / he's not only merely dead, she's / he's really most sincerely dead.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/10/movies/10raabe.html

isn't that cute

they created a URL shortening service and named it after us! :-) LOL

http://www.dwarfurl.com

can't wait until they name one after that OTHER word. :-)

dwarf talent in miami FL

got a female dwarf talent working on a video project in florida
today. NO, it's NOT dwarf porn if you ask. LOL :-) it's for billy
cox's retirement video at the broward county sheriff's office!