queen of the midget comedians - no rent a midget here

check out this dwarf talent, queen of little people and midget comedians, tanyalee davis when she performs next week in chichilliwack BC. some dwarf entertainment at it's finest. you may not even have to rent a midget that night, for the price of admission, you've got one for an hour or so...

little lady, big laughs

guinness world leprechaun record broken

but how many were "little people," midgets & dwarf talent leprechauns as dwarf entertainment? :-)

250 of the boys in green gather to break Jay Leno's record

FAQ: what type of duties or roles are the dwarf talent capable of?

our “little people,” midgets and dwarf talent can perform a variety of roles or duties at your event or venue.

they can meet and greet; mix and mingle; serve drinks; pour shots; handle coat check; serve appetizers or hors d’oeuvres; greet guests at the door; escort guests into a party or to their seat; work photo ops; perform as atmosphere entertainers; perform a singing telegram; celebrate special occasions; deliver messages or gifts; propose on behalf of a fiance; as characters in a theater production; scaring halloween party guests upon arrival; act as a short parody or look-a-like of your guest of honor or famous celebrities; act as extended party interactive entertainment.

they can also work photo ops for a promotional / advertising event; perform as an “attraction magnet” for the opposite sex for a single guy or lady; perform a mock, parody or real striptease for special events; check ID or take tickets; assist or promote a new product or service; act as talent in films, TV productions and movies; escort a bat or bar mitzvah candidate into their event for presentation; as part of a bridal dance or the garter toss; as part of a prank, gotcha or inside joke, as part of a new product launch or announcement; as an emcee or master of ceremonies for an event or stage production, handcuffed to the bachelor or bachelorette as a ball and chain token.

and finally they can work as a body double in a TV, film or commercial; as a waiter, as a costumed character at an amusement park, as participants in a convention competition; as an escort on a bar crawl or bar hopping event; as part of a hollywood awards ceremony; distributing gifts at a company christmas party, as a golf caddy or to complete a foursome; as a walking nacho chip serving dish; as a bartender; as a trade show booth promotion character and any number of other opportunities for your event, promotion or venue.

book your midget dwarf talent leprechaun now!

what date did you want to book your saint patrick's day dwarf talent
leprechaun? thursday, march 17 or the weekend before or the weekend
after?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gTJx_4x1hM

midget munchkin dead

munchkin, little people, midget, dwarf talent, meinhardt raabe has died...

as coroner, i must aver, i thoroughly examined her / him. and she's / he's not only merely dead, she's / he's really most sincerely dead.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/10/movies/10raabe.html

inappropriate use of midget, penalty, 15 yards

fasten your seat belt wall street journal, http://wsj.com, you're about to go on a bumpy ride! the organization who thinks they may represent ALL dwarf talent, all the "little people" of america and the world over are about to read you the riot act for using the word "midget" in this blog article.

little do they know or want to admit, some little people are comfortable with the use of the word, other average sized folks wouldn't know what you were talking about unless you did use the word AND in fact, it was VERY appropriate terminology for little people or dwarfs during that time period you refer to!

but no, they get their "shorts in a bunch" even though you use it now! they would be much further ahead if they would embrace the word, use it to empower them, i.e. as in resignification and move forward without letting the word have power over them. it's just a word. a LITTLE word at that. get over it. there are some little people that in fact use the word and have moved on.

why can't they?

http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2010/01/12/a-midget-banker-hearings-and-populism-circa-1933/

http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2010/01/13/live-blogging-the-financial-cirisis-inquiry-hearing/

FREE dwarf talent

our staff worked on the shortdwarf.com super-bowl FREE challenge today. 

it's due to launch january 1, 2010.  follow us at http://twitter.com/shortdwarfcom 4 further announcements!

congrats matt roloff

congrats matt roloff, you & your "midget-centric" show made a top ten list for your "dwarf talent" "little people, big world reality" show!  

http://tinyurl.com/mfuqk2

little people want to ban the "M" midget word

let's all ban the "M" midget word, see google news links, http://tinyurl.com/no77oc

better yet, ban the phrase "little people." we're not day care center clientele or a fisher price toys! call a spade a spade and a midget a MIDGET!

LOL :-)

celebrity apprentice

did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice?

they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...

essay congratulations!

an essay, lavish dwarf entertainment, written by a great friend, alice dreger, about shortdwarf.com and detailing dwarf talent has been selected by Creative Nonfiction Foundation a publishing and educational organization, as one of 16 to be published in The Best Creative Nonfiction, Volume 3, published by W.W. Norton this July 2009.

congratulations alice! woohoo!

mad as hell & not going to take it anymore

yes, here they go again... the "little people" are mad as hell and banning the "m" word again...

they are upset that the writer, david segal in today's NY Times used a descriptive word picture...

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/11/financial-fraud-is-focus-of-attack-by-prosecutors/?scp=2&sq=%22Financial%20fraud%22&st=cse

"The most indelible image of the commission's hearings was a photo of J.P. Morgan with a midget who had been plopped in his lap by an opportunistic publicist."

there, i said it. put it in print. midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget.

now they are going to huff and puff and blow my house down...

dwarf talent mardi gras joker

just booked a dwarf talent in toledo, ohio as a mardi gras joker for
tuesday, february 17 pre - mardi gras party!

dwarf talent locations leprechaun

just booked another dwarf talent leprechaun in new jersey for a
family st patrick's day party march 14!

dwarf | midget wrestling in ohio

at another midget wrestling exhibition in celina, ohio tonight! dwarf talent rocks!

st patrick's day leprechauns

just booked 2 more dwarf talent leprechauns for chicago next
month!

VERY lavish dwarf entertainment

too funny

we just had the funniest phone call from a 5'7" acting & modeling talent from detroit asking,

"how do I become a dwarf talent?"

as bill engvall would say, "here's your sign!"

dwarf talent in miami FL

got a female dwarf talent working on a video project in florida
today. NO, it's NOT dwarf porn if you ask. LOL :-) it's for billy
cox's retirement video at the broward county sheriff's office!