mother's day & midgets

it's another national "holiday" and it's not too late to get your mom a dwarf talent, midget or little people for mother's day...

they can serve breakfast in bed; chauffeur her to mother's day brunch; deliver flowers, chocolates or a gift or just wish her "happy mother's day."

call now before it's too late...

rent a midgets bigger than pie

most dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" are no bigger than pi or just 6-8 inches taller, but as dwarf entertainment goes, they are "lavish dwarf entertainment" celebrate national pi day today by eating a piece and booking a rent a midget now!

pi day / http://www.piday.org/

rent a midget 4 cinco de mayo

when do you want 2 rent a mexican midget in a sombrero & poncho for cinco de mayo or "little people" lucha libre dwarf entertainment! may 5, the traditional cinco de mayo is quickly sneaking up. it's just another of our peak demand holiday event days.

whether it be a dwarf talent in a sombrero and poncho serving nacho chips and dip from the brim of the sombrero or little people dressed as lucha libre wrestlers, we can add that special touch with lavish dwarf entertainment that will put your event entertainment, celebration or promotional marketing over the top!

contact us today!

recounting "lavish dwarf entertainment"

andrew stone & thomas bruderman, dennis kozlowski's ex son-in-law,
recount his 2003 bachelor party with "lavish dwarf entertainment" and
talk about dwarf tossing & "how there are issues out there which
clearly dwarf this one"

too funny tommy! (no midgets or little people were harmed in the
making of this event)

:-)

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/12/bruderman-fidelity-idUSN2129053920110512

irish website picks up on dwarf talent leprechaun bookings...

http://newswhip.ie/national-2/st-patrick-days-dwarf-hiring-spree-shows-ny-financial-sector-health-25934

Did you know that St. Patrick's day brings a boom in seasonal dwarf
hire? Apparently, the dwarves are invited by wealthy young financial
sector workers to enliven their St. Patrick's day parties. Here's
Danny Black, proprietor of NYC's main dwarf hiring agency discussing
the "leprechaun season," (industry term?) via NYmag.com

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/st_patricks_day_dwarf_hiring_s.html

local dwarf doctor visits lansing lawyer

we've got a local dwarf doctor, one of our dwarf talent, working a singing telegram later tonight at a local lansing, michigan party for a lawyer's 60th birthday from his polish california brother...

dwarf servers at wedding in kenosha wisconsin

three of our "little people" dwarf talent are working a outdoor wedding this weekend in kenosha wisconsin as servers!

woohoo!

made anywhere except USA

this dwarf talent is clothes shopping where lavish dwarf entertainment normally shops for clothes, kohls and is totally amazed at all the labels... made in china, vietnam, sri lanka, nicaragua and mauritius!

where in the heck is mauritius? probably one of those communist countries where the US will find itself in a war in 3 years because it has cheap electrical power or bin laden was spotted at a burger king having a happy meal or where matt roloff will be filming one of this LPBW episodes saving the little people plight for mauritians! too funny!

next thing you know midget talent will be made in china and shipped to the USA at a far cheaper rate than is provided here

dwarf bachelor party in new orleans

got one of our best lavish dwarf entertainment dwarfs working a bachelor party in new orleans tonight.

guess from all reports the guys are the hit of the french quarter! dwarf talent unite!

essay congratulations!

an essay, lavish dwarf entertainment, written by a great friend, alice dreger, about shortdwarf.com and detailing dwarf talent has been selected by Creative Nonfiction Foundation a publishing and educational organization, as one of 16 to be published in The Best Creative Nonfiction, Volume 3, published by W.W. Norton this July 2009.

congratulations alice! woohoo!

st patrick's day leprechauns

just booked 2 more dwarf talent leprechauns for chicago next
month!

VERY lavish dwarf entertainment

dwarf leprechaun booked

just booked another dwarf talent leprechaun for the st patrick's day weekend...

dwarf santa & average santas

our dwarf santa attended an annual detroit michigan santa dinner at mama mia's in livonia with over 24 santas from the area!

wow, never saw & heard so much ho, ho, ho in one place!

7 dwarfs in almost 7 days 4 superbowl

it's almost 7 days away and we already have 7 dwarfs booked at 7 different superbowl parties around the country in florida, texas, new york, phoenix, traverse city, michigan, new orleans, and springport, michigan too!

they are working as bartenders, servers, doormen and party hosts for the guys looking to
have an unbelievably better time than checking out the hot godaddy commercial!
no, their names are not bashful, doc, dopey, grumpy, happy, sleepy and sneezy! :-)

locations

just added all the different cities and states where we can work as "lavish dwarf talent entertainment."
http://www.shortdwarf.com/locations.html to our website http://shortdwarf.com

lavish dwarf entertainment

had one of our dwarf talent, "little people" dwarf entertainers work an owner/president's retirement party last night at zaza's italian restaurant in st charles, IL with the moods, as musical entertainment!

great food, great people, great lavish dwarf entertainment fun! his "dressing room" was in the hotel baker across the street. great digs.