seem to be getting dwarf entertainment calls for dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" from all the influence & inspiration of the other "televised freak shows," pit boss, little people, big world, the little couple, et al... in fact, one of the most recent fads is to have a "singing telegram" delivered for someone's special occasion. we've been doing singing telegrams since 1980, when we started in business. PS. we can do it today even, just call today!
Pit Boss : Animal Planet
we can't thank the pit boss, shorty rossi and the little people enough. you could say that shorty rossi has come to another shorty's rescue! matt rolloff, bill and jen arnold of the little couple and hulk hogan's micro championship wrestling, and TLC, affectionately relabeled, "the little channel," we appreciate you too. after all, we are all little people and it is a big world out there!
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Showing posts with label matt roloff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label matt roloff. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
canadian dwarf tossing in the news
have you seen the news articles just inundating the internet about last weekend's dwarf tossing in windsor?
here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!
we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.
what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.
what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
here we go, we can see it now, the sign at the US/Canada border, welcome you bare breast gawkers and dwarf tossers, grab yourself a dwarf and toss them here in canada cause the exchange rate is SO much better and it's legal!
we are not opposed to dwarf tossing, in fact everyone should experience it once in their lifetime.
what we are oppossed to is any group or organization that tries to restrict employment of an "under employed" population as they stand now.
what we find humor with is why Sandra Pupatello, needs to introduce legislation to prohibit dwarf tossing. it seems like this is all Pupatello's little reality show, much like the salahi's, matt roloff, and sarah palin with their "televised freak shows."
yes, there is danger and potential harm from this, but if the rent a midget or tossee takes sufficient measures to protect himself and his little boys, why should he not be allowed gainful employment?
we're glad the politicians are focusing on the really BIG issues.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
congrats matt roloff
congrats matt roloff, you & your "midget-centric" show made a top ten list for your "dwarf talent" "little people, big world reality" show!
http://tinyurl.com/mfuqk2
http://tinyurl.com/mfuqk2
Thursday, April 23, 2009
made anywhere except USA
this dwarf talent is clothes shopping where lavish dwarf entertainment normally shops for clothes, kohls and is totally amazed at all the labels... made in china, vietnam, sri lanka, nicaragua and mauritius!
where in the heck is mauritius? probably one of those communist countries where the US will find itself in a war in 3 years because it has cheap electrical power or bin laden was spotted at a burger king having a happy meal or where matt roloff will be filming one of this LPBW episodes saving the little people plight for mauritians! too funny!
next thing you know midget talent will be made in china and shipped to the USA at a far cheaper rate than is provided here
where in the heck is mauritius? probably one of those communist countries where the US will find itself in a war in 3 years because it has cheap electrical power or bin laden was spotted at a burger king having a happy meal or where matt roloff will be filming one of this LPBW episodes saving the little people plight for mauritians! too funny!
next thing you know midget talent will be made in china and shipped to the USA at a far cheaper rate than is provided here
Sunday, April 5, 2009
celebrity apprentice
did you catch tonight's small and mighty all commercial celebrity apprentice?
they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...
they probably did a great job of capturing a good cross section of viewers by using the midget m-word, dwarf talent little people, scantily clad models DUI drunken driving, drug abuse and cursing...
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
typical dwarf talent standard of living?
guess the star of LPBW may not be living the typical standard of
living for the average dwarf talent...
http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=315590
didn't your dwarf santa and midget elves spend four days decorating
your home with christmas decorations? LOL :-)
living for the average dwarf talent...
http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=315590
didn't your dwarf santa and midget elves spend four days decorating
your home with christmas decorations? LOL :-)
Friday, January 2, 2009
matt roloff in the news
check out photo of matt roloff and the family, http://twurl.nl/q1jlqg
a new episode of "little people on the prairie."
a new episode of "little people on the prairie."
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