Showing posts with label little people big world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label little people big world. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

rent a midget singing telegrams

seem to be getting dwarf entertainment calls for dwarf talent, midgets & "little people" from all the influence & inspiration of the other "televised freak shows," pit boss, little people, big world, the little couple, et al... in fact, one of the most recent fads is to have a "singing telegram" delivered for someone's special occasion. we've been doing singing telegrams since 1980, when we started in business. PS. we can do it today even, just call today!

Pit Boss : Animal Planet

we can't thank the pit boss, shorty rossi and the little people enough. you could say that shorty rossi has come to another shorty's rescue! matt rolloff, bill and jen arnold of the little couple and hulk hogan's micro championship wrestling, and TLC, affectionately relabeled, "the little channel," we appreciate you too. after all, we are all little people and it is a big world out there!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

made anywhere except USA

this dwarf talent is clothes shopping where lavish dwarf entertainment normally shops for clothes, kohls and is totally amazed at all the labels... made in china, vietnam, sri lanka, nicaragua and mauritius!

where in the heck is mauritius? probably one of those communist countries where the US will find itself in a war in 3 years because it has cheap electrical power or bin laden was spotted at a burger king having a happy meal or where matt roloff will be filming one of this LPBW episodes saving the little people plight for mauritians! too funny!

next thing you know midget talent will be made in china and shipped to the USA at a far cheaper rate than is provided here

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

typical dwarf talent standard of living?

guess the star of LPBW may not be living the typical standard of
living for the average dwarf talent...

http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=315590

didn't your dwarf santa and midget elves spend four days decorating
your home with christmas decorations? LOL :-)

Thursday, January 8, 2009

30 rock

watching another dwarf talent, peter dinklage, on 30 rock!

this is the same show where tina fey, aka sarah palin, said, in january 2007, on an episode of the NBC show "30 Rock," "i just want to go home, watch the midget show and eat a block of cheese."